ready to fire up

May 24th, 2011

We finally hauled the Wittus Phoenix firepit/grill over to the patio. The crew pulled out a couple of granite slabs for us so we’d have a nice spot to pound the steel spikes into the ground to hold it…

securing the Wittus Phoenix firepit in place

We topped off the crushed stone with Mexican beach pebbles, which I think turned out pretty nice…

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Add a few butterfly chairs with brand-new covers and we’re set for summer soirées….

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I know it’s a silly little detail but I’m still really liking how the crazy angles on the grill echo the crazy angles on our house…

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Maybe the rain will end someday soon and we can actually put that thing to use.

you game? Fantasy Island

May 20th, 2011

Have you forgiven me for last week yet? Get over it. Your flight to Fantasy Island circa 1978 is boarding now! That’s right, de plane! de plane!

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Awaiting your arrival are Mr. Roark (aka Khan)…

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… and Tatoo.

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Just decide who you want to be…

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and the next thing you know,

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you’ll be landing.

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Will you fare better as the Star Ship Captain or the Famous TV Actor? It’s up to fate.

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My only recommendation: stay on Tattoo’s good side.

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Turns out he’s pretty particular for an underling…

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Piss him off and you could get dumped by the starlet…

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Or worse, end up looking like this guy…

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worth the wait

May 19th, 2011

space in waiting

I mentioned the other day that not much sawdust has been made downstairs while we’ve been awaiting input from an expert. David now explains why the short delay is going to pay off…

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Although our house is a simple shape on the exterior, the construction details make modifying it on the interior rather difficult. We’ve needed planning help along the way from architects, structural engineers, plumbers, electricians and now an energy expert.

So Paul Eldrenkamp, our ‘house scientist’, came by Monday morning and we got down to the nitty gritty of what goes on top of what, how do we keep energy where we want it and how do we keep water out of where we don’t. Paul is the owner of Byggmeister, a Newton, MA-based firm that specializes in designing and building sustainable, environmentally responsible homes.

Paul is what you’d call wicked smaht in our neck of the woods. He’s one of only 14 passive house consultants in the country — and the only one in New England. He brings 28 years of experience to our project, so we were lucky to find him and convince him to help us.

Paul has come up with a plan to heat and cool our house comfortably but economically — even integrating the wood stove we want. He’s figured out how to insulate the house to a reasonably high level, seal the house against air leaks and maintain healthy air quality.

As in many endeavours, doing a 95% job on insulation can result in only a 30% increase in effectiveness. A couple of loose or missing pieces of the puzzle can negate some or all of the benefits achieved elsewhere. This is also true of air-sealing a house. The details that we came up with on Monday and Paul’s continuing support will get us where we’d like to end up.

Yesterday I ordered the insulating foam board that will be the first step in putting the downstairs back together. I’ll post the details as I go.

 

almost embarrassing

May 18th, 2011

Going outside this afternoon to find the lower patio done is like winning Lotto. For the second time in two days.

lower patio done

Crazy, right?

meanwhile, downstairs

May 18th, 2011

meanwhile, the downstairs awaits

Fabulous things happening outside the house. And inside? Not so much. As I mentioned weeks ago, we’ve been waiting for input from an expert before beginning to insulate the walls downstairs. Finally happened. So work resumes downstairs today.

And here I was starting to think we might never let Ann out of the box. Silly me.

progress report: whoa, dude!

May 18th, 2011

So what’s new? Let’s see… feelings of inadequacy. Doubts we can live up to our unbelievably fabulous new patio. And ideas for ways to regain some of that white trash aesthetic we’re so accustomed to. Yup, the upper patio is pretty much done.

Dude.

The boys from Land Design Associates weathered two damp, blustery days to make it happen. I love you guys. They raked out a thick layer of crushed stone base and stone dust, then tamped it down good…

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They compacted the heck out of it…

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FYI, that’s a screed board being dragged across the surface to make it smooth. Screed. Not scrod. Does not smell like fish.

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And then the granite started to go down…

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And then more (torrential downpour break!)…

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And then just like that, all the stone was in. The seams were filled in with stone dust…

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And the whole thing was swept clean. The rectangle by the railing will be the home of the corten steel grill/firepit. More on that another time…

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With the patio essentially done, it was time to clean up the yard. The crew raked out the soil and graded the slope so that it wouldn’t be so steep around the pond’s edge…

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And then our gorgeous, boulder-free soil was once again revealed.

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So this is what we’re left with: a supa-dope patio that looks like it goes with the house and a clean slate for pond-side plants and lawn. (Click to biggify for the full dope…)

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Before the crew cleared out of the back area, they brought in two 5′ granite steps for the top of the yard…

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I’ve been picturing this little spot as the perfect shady vantage point from which to gaze upon our swank new kingdom from some yet-to-be-determined bench…

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Funny. This spot is considerably higher than the pond but the camera just can’t capture that. What it also can’t capture is how psyched I am that the boys also added 4′ stone steps out front where that tree came down last week…

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Thank you! New trees coming soon. Also coming soon: the lower patio. But for now, the machinery sleeps.

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progress report: cap done!

May 14th, 2011

Yesterday the crew from Land Design Associates came and knocked that pond into shape, finishing off the wall with a granite cap. I’ll make this quick so we can get to the big reveal.

First, they trimmed back the liner, scalloping the edge like it was a giant rubber doily. I assume that’s so the mortar can adhere the cap stones to the cinder block, right?

the rubber liner gets trimmed back

There were clouds of stone dust…

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Much hefting, measuring, slathering of mortar and leveling…

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And then…

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DONE!

no really, it’s DONE!

Oooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaaaah! Now we let the mortar harden up and pretend like we’re not already lighting the grill and mixing up a pitcher of sangria.

 

you game? Happy Days / Laverne & Shirley

May 13th, 2011

Did you order extra cheese? Cuz I got it right here. When it comes to ’70s TV show board games, inevitably there will be a few clinkers in the bunch. Here are a few: Happy Days (’76) and Laverne & Shirley (’77). Oof.

HAPPY DAYS

There were only two things that were actually cool about The Fonz: his old flame Pinky Tuscadero and the Malachi Crunch. Jumping the shark, not cool.

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*shudder*

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LAVERNE & SHIRLEY

You will never, ever be able to get that song out of your head once you hear it. Hmm, what else? Lenny and Squiggy. That’s it.

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Excuse me while I wash down all that primetime emptytainment with a bourbon.

speaking of trees

May 12th, 2011

dogwoodie

When we moved in, the one Cornus florida (red Flowering dogwood tree) on the lot was in a sad, sad state. Its roots were exposed. It suffered from lack of water. And in the spring, it grunted forth a handful of blossoms that quickly fell off.

Hoping to save it, we tried everything we could think of: [X] covered the roots with the a few inches of screened loam and compost, [X] watered it when the weather got dry, [X] added a layer of straw over the top to reduce moisture loss, [X] pounded a fertilizer spike in the ground to feed it.

I’m happy to say that this spring the tree looks ecstatic for the first time in three years. Flowers galore! Maybe we did something right. Maybe.

 

T I M M M B R R !

May 11th, 2011

Dear poor, scraggly oak tree…

oak tree, you must go

I am sorry that you have been trimmed by previous owners over the years in a manner that reveals not your broad and brawny potential but, instead, the malnourished skeleton of a mighty oak that can now never be.

There were other indignities. Being hemmed in by electrical lines. Foliage so scant that wildlife rarely paid you a visit. The precipitous slope — your roots clung desperately to the hard-packed incline with wooden, arthritic knuckles. You fought back by  dumping acorns annually on the only path up the hill, making for more than one comical pratfall. Touché, my friend. You dumped me on my ass, yes.

But now you can rest easy. Your Dr. Kavorkian is here at last.

here to help: the tree service

This leaves me conflicted. On the one hand, it seems a shame to end your life. On the other hand, your end was swift.

the end was swift

And your absence now makes way for the relative safety of steps up the hill where there used to be an icy slalom in winter. Not only that — three stately evergreens. Three!

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You served well, oak tree. Be proud. Potential for great beauty now fills your negative space. And nine of your oaken tribe remain to carry on your acorn legacy in other parts of the yard.