tougher than it looks

May 11th, 2011

Pardon me for a few sick days. Back at it now — and lookie, we have achieved pond liner!

finished pond liner

The best part: Joe and David did it without a single excuse not to! Want to see how?

First the cat took one final roll in the sand. I don’t understand why she never used the pond as a giant litter box. I certainly would have. But for whatever reason, she didn’t…

one last roll in the sand

Our friend Joe has some experience in dealing with rubber so we took complete advantage of his expertise. First, he gave the sand a final rake, being sure to curve the sand up the walls slightly…

the sand gets one last raking over

Then he and David laid out a base layer of heavy-duty geotextile fabric across the bottom of the pond and up and over the walls. It had to be done in two sections to fit our wacky L-shape…

a base of GeoTex geotextile fabric

Next, they added a layer of felt (again in two sections) as extra protection for the rubber liner…

and then a layer of felt

The boys were careful to keep the corners and overlapping bits as neat as possible. With the geotex fabric and the felt in, it almost looks like they’re done. But no. Hard part still to come.

pond all geotexed and felted up

Next up: the .045″ EPDM Firestone PondGard rubber liner. Luckily our neighbor has a green, rock-free lawn where they were able to roll out the rubber and cut it into two sections. Thanks, neighbor!

EPDM rubber liner gets trimmed to fit

As they did with the geotex fabric, Joe and David fit the rubber over the tops of the walls with plenty of overlap…

liner gets positioned so that it overlaps the wall

The steel bridge supports were slipped into their grooves atop felt in the hopes of protecting the rubber liner…

steel bridge supports are set in felt atop the rubber

As you’d imagine, it’s hard to be precise with a rubber liner. It’s bulky, awkward stuff to work with when you have squared up walls and corners to contend with rather than an organic shape. There was also the matter of seaming together the two pieces of liner without it looking like a hack job…

rubber is carefully dealt with on cantankerous corners

Thank god they managed the corners and seams with a great amount of care. And colorful language.

neat and tidy seams

The overlapping seams were joined by cleaning the surface area, then brushing on Carlisle Low-VOC primer.

Carlisle Low-VOC Primer adheres the liner to the seam tape

The primer softens the EPDM enough for 3″ peel-and-stick seam tape to fully adhere the rubber together. On top of the 3″ stuff, the boys cleaned and primed the surface again and applied 6″ uncured rubber tape that comes in this crazy, super-sticky roll…

super sticky peel-and-stick 6" uncured rubber tops off the seams

The binoculars in the background were not used to see what the sunbathing coeds down the street were up to. That would be unseamly, right?

the boys finish off the seams

So now the two-pieces of liner are fused into one L-shaped piece of leak-free liner. Knock on wubber. It rained yesterday and I see no leaks.

pond liner — finished and rained on

The water, bridges and plants should be enough to mask whatever imperfections are sure to keep David awake at night. Looks fine to me. Jim Egan and his crew should be here some time this week to deal with plumbing the pond, capping the walls with stone and finishing up the patios. Can I get a whoop-whoop?!

you game? Barney Miller

May 6th, 2011

’70s TV show board game day! Sitcom laugh track + the 12th Precinct squad room in Greenwich Village = Barney Miller. Fish? Dietrich? WO-ja-HO-its? Ringin’ a bell, anybody? The show dates to 1975. The game dates to 1977. About a million years ago…

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A bunch of cranky cops busting hookers and pimps and pickpockets. I can’t for the life of me imagine any child, in the ’70s or now, wanting to watch this show or play this game. Ever. More for the adults in the house…

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Maybe you never saw the show but I bet you’ve heard that bassline from the opening theme.

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Object: Be the first detective to catch all four suspects.

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Remember that hilarious episode where Wojo brings in the hash brownies? No? Me neither…

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Hey, remember when network television was all about reality shows? No, really. How about Howard Cosell announcing the Battle of the Network Stars — the ’79 episode in which Gil Gerard (Buck Rogers) beats the pants off of Wojo in the relay. (Heads up: Kristy McNichol sighting.) Or Eight is Enough vs Barney Miller on Family Feud.

Someday you’ll thank me for this.

oops, not gneiss?

May 5th, 2011

You may or may not find this amusing. Remember how late last year David and I deliberated over the choice of stone for the patios and pond surround? We went with a very light, clean-looking granite…

grey granite closeup

At the time, we just assumed it hailed from somewhere nearby. Perhaps The Granite State, New Hampshire? It could also have come from Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maine, Vermont and New York, which all have granite quarries.

Igneousramuses, we should have thought to ask.

So would you like to venture where our very affordable granite was born? Go ahead, click to biggify…

our stone is from china, what the?!

CHINA. Doh! It was shipped from the other side of the planet and it’s still more affordable than local granite. How do they do that? Argh.

Will it look fabulous when the patio’s all done? Yup. Will we feel just a little bit guilty for being planet killers? Yup. At least until we polish off the first pitcher of celebratory margaritas. Schistheads.

Here, listen to this with me and maybe we’ll both feel better. (circa 1961 and part of the COMPLETELY GENIUS Ballads for the Age of Science record collection I found for Bix)

number four

May 4th, 2011

pile of pond liner

Wednesday morning. 6 a.m.

50% chance of precipitation, which is 50% decent excuse. Pond liner guy shows up and leaves the pond liner and felt in a pile out back. Thanks pond liner guy.

Looks like David and Joe will be installing this themselves.

even readier

May 4th, 2011

Tuesday the boys from Land Design Associates swung by with yet more stone for the two patios…

arriving with more stone

It waits in the wings, so to speak, until the pond liner is in…

and even more stone

Before they left, they rolled back the thermal blankets…

rolling up blankets

First time in four months that we can see the ground…

clear upper patio, ready to go

Relieved to know it’s still there.

prepping the pond

May 2nd, 2011

May 2. Much like the robins in springtime, the heavy machinery returns to the garden…

the big machinery arrives

We have machinery here so often that apparently the cat is no longer terrified of it.

Pond liner guy says he needs more sand on the bottom of the pond. And this morning he got more sand on the bottom of the pond. Sand was carted up the hill, as well as the granite slabs that will be used to cap the pond wall…

granite slabs arrive

The boys raked out about an inch of clean sand on the bottom of the pond, curving it slightly up the walls so there will be less of an angle for the rubber liner…

pond prep... AGAIN

That sandy bottom is now like buttah. Buttah!

sand added to the pond bottom

Pond liner guy is expected at about 6:30 a.m. on Wednesday morning. Shall we open the wagering on his next excuse for not being able to begin?

Sunday bonsai bonus

May 1st, 2011

Yesterday I made it a mission to find bonsai wire. One of my threadleaf Japanese maples suffered an unfortunate indignity to a main branch this winter. It snapped clean off and now I need to train another branch in the right direction to take its place.

With the invaluable help of iPhone GPS, I ended up at Bonsai West in Littleton, MA. Why it’s West and not North I have no idea as it’s practically in New Hampster…

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It’s a lovely way to spend a gray spring morning and well worth the trip. Their bonsai yard is ohmigodlookatthat…

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There are pines a plenty…

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And lots of larch…

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Ginkos galore…

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And wondrous weepers…

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Not wots and wots of weepers but there was at weast one. And yes, I found my wire. Thank you, Bonsai West.

you game? Battlestar Galactica

April 29th, 2011

After a month off, ’70s TV show board game Fridays are back! Yeah, I can see you’re psyched. This time: Battlestar Gallactica, 1978. This might be the coolest of all the games I own.

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Object: Capture the Cylon Raider. The gameplay has some original thinking behind it and it’s pretty fun.

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You can use the black holes to jump your ship through to another quadrant. Nice.

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That’s the Cylon Raider there in the middle…

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Hey Cylons, consider yourselves pwned!

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No sign of dreamy Richard Hatch or Dirk Benedict from the original cast on the box. By the way, how did Lorne Greene manage to go from playing Ben Cartright on Bonanza to playing Commander Adama on BG? It’s a helluva long way from the ponderosa to intergalactic space.

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“There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians or the Toltecs or the Mayans. Some believe that there may be brothers of man who even now fight to survive… somewhere beyond the heavens.”

 

third time’s a charm

April 29th, 2011

Pond liner guy shows up again for the third time this week. Now he claims there’s not enough sand in the bottom of the pond and he can’t put in the liner. Again. Why he failed to notice that at the beginning of the week so that someone could prep the pond god only knows. You irk me, pond liner guy.

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April 27th, 2011

And double rats. The pond liner dude showed up two days in a row only to claim he can’t put in the liner. Now he says Friday. Or maybe Saturday.

He also says he’s not going to hold up our project. Yup. Not holding it up at all. We’re just putting the entire yard on hold until he can make it happen. And so we return to pond inaction. *sigh*