Have you forgiven me for last week yet? Get over it. Your flight to Fantasy Island circa 1978 is boarding now! That’s right, de plane! de plane!

Awaiting your arrival are Mr. Roark (aka Khan)…

… and Tatoo.

Just decide who you want to be…

and the next thing you know,

you’ll be landing.

Will you fare better as the Star Ship Captain or the Famous TV Actor? It’s up to fate.

My only recommendation: stay on Tattoo’s good side.

Turns out he’s pretty particular for an underling…

Piss him off and you could get dumped by the starlet…

Or worse, end up looking like this guy…